The very first Machete Kills trailer is here! It's in Spanish, but you can get the gist of it.
The trailer is so in Spanish, in fact, that they refer to Charlie Sheen by his birth name, Carlos Estevez. Maybe he should take the opportunity to try to reinvent himself as a sexy Antonio Banderas-type (he's also in the movie, by the way).
The trailer features an opening from director Robert Rodriguez and star Danny Trejo. Take a look:
Trejo returns as the hero Machete, an ex-Federal Agent who is recruited by the U.S. President to help stop a billionaire arms dealer bent on spreading war across the world, played by Mel Gibson (not too far off from his actual persona).
EDIT - Hit the jump for the English Language Trailer:
Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Damian Bichir, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Lady Gaga also star.
Machete Kills is set to premiere September 13.