The Tori Spelling divorce rumor started this week by Star magazine has led a strong response from this actress...
... in which she somehow manages to brag about the reading prowess of her six-year old son.
In an open letter to the tabloid, Spelling writes that little Liam "became terrified" when he saw the cover story on a supermarket newsstand, as Tori explains:
"I had to hurry him and his confused 4-year-old sister Stella out of the grocery store and into our car. By the time he was fastening himself into his car seat he was asking, 'Why is someone getting us?? Where are you and Dad going?'"
lies adds that Liam was "anxiously biting his lower lip and his big blue eyes were filled with tears" over the possibility that his parents were splitting.
There's obviously no way this actually happened, but props to Spelling for her attempt to guilt trip the magazine.
"Keep [my children] out of it!" she concluded. "I wonder if any of those 3 writers have children? How would they feel if their child had to read something so hurtful and confusing as what mine had to read? How do they sleep at night knowing they've potentially emotionally scarred and if nothing else terrified innocent children."
In other made-up tabloid news from the week, Blake Shelton cheated on Miranda Lambert.