National Margarita Day: Drink Up!
by Hilton Hater at .Raise those glasses and let's share a toast, THGers:
It's National Margarita Day!
A holiday that honors the long tradition of this delicious drink, which was founded by by our forefathers in…
... JUST KIDDING! It's a celebration made-up by alcohol companies that want to see you get sloshed on their brand of liquor. But whatever, right? Is that concept really so different from Valentine's Day?
So slap on that salt, stick in a lime, grab yourself America's top-selling cocktail and designate a driver.
We'll meet you at the bar.
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my Shit is already in the restroom, folks!!