Prince Harry Labeled "Jackal," Drunken Murderer of Innocents By Afghan Warlord

Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, a notorious Afghan warlord, has issued a torrent of nasty insults at Prince Harry, labeling him a "jackal" among other things.

Why? Because a drunken Harry supposedly kills innocent Afghan civilians in the decade-long conflict between insurgents and the U.S.-British coalition.

"The British Prince comes to Afghanistan to kill innocent Afghans while he is drunk," Hekmatyar told the Daily Telegraph in an interview from his mountain hideout.

"He wants to hunt down Mujaheddin with his helicopter rockets without any shame."

One thing he does without shame is shoot pool, as the Prince Harry naked pics proved. Beyond that, we'd say the warlord is probably reaching a bit.

The prince, Gulbuddin goes on, "does not understand this simple fact that the hunting of Afghan lions and eagles is not that easy! After all, jackals cannot hunt lions."

Afghanistan's former prime minister, who himself has a history of killing Afghan civilians, blasted Harry and his lineage as the last vestige of colonialism.

"It seems that some British authorities still dream about the times of the 18th and 19th Century and they want their ambassador to be treated like a viceroy," he said.

The British "want their prince to go out in uniform to hunt for human beings and play the satanic role that they used to play in the past," he claims.

Heckmatyar also noted that Harry "remains vulnerable" during his latest tour and insurgents will continue to launch attacks as they did at Camp Bastion in Helmand Province.

Harry was stationed there last September; two U.S. marines were killed.

"During the Mujaheddin attack on the American base the prince saw that he was the one about to be hunted and was searching for a hole in which to hide himself," added the official.

Heckmatyar has been branded a terrorist by the Obama administration.