Gregory Matthew Bruni Arrested For Naked, Violent, Defecating, Masturbating Rampage

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When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, that alone could've made news. But their night had just begun.

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    ok so for the record i have actually met this guy he's friends with my friends roomates in florida got to meet him after this all happend he actually didnt take or do anything and im kinda offended this was written and not true

    While dodging bullets and drinking vacuum cleaner contents no less!

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    "The whole thing has a zombie apocalypse feel to it ... sans flesh-eating." -- This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever read in an article and I just read this entire article.

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    @ lan

    agreed

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    I hate how stupid some people are. I promise not all Floridians are this stupid. Most of us do have brains and live normal lives... Lol :)

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    Wow he decided to try bathsalts LOL I cannot believe that she couldn't hit the drugged up fool with a bullet she needs to go to target practice. I would of shot him and NOT missed! Are you aloud to say that on the internet LOL

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    People in Florida are nuts, why do most of these weird ass news stories happen in Florida??? People drinking to much swamp water??

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    He looks like my ex...

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    People in Florida are nuts, why do most of these weird ass news stories happen in Florida??? People drinking to much swamp water??

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    Ok, he's had his 15 SECONDS of fame, (don't think he deserves the whole 15 minutes)! Can we please move onto something or someONE more deserving?!

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    What...no bath salts allegation???




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