Snoop Dogg Stars as Moses in Epic Rap Battle Against Santa Claus

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File that under headlines you never thought you'd write.

Sure enough, Snoop Dogg stars as Moses in an amazing new video, depicting the Old Testament figure in a star-studded Christmas rap battle against Santa Claus.

As part of the Epic Rap Battles of History series (yes, it's a thing), the big fella touts his contributions to December 25, telling Moses to begat deez nutz, among other gems.

Snoop's response? He's got a new commandizzle for y'all ... Thou shalt not let thy children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. And on and on it amazingly goes.

You gotta see it to appreciate it:

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