File that under headlines you never thought you'd write.
Sure enough, Snoop Dogg stars as Moses in an amazing new video, depicting the Old Testament figure in a star-studded Christmas rap battle against Santa Claus.
As part of the Epic Rap Battles of History series (yes, it's a thing), the big fella touts his contributions to December 25, telling Moses to begat deez nutz, among other gems.
Snoop's response? He's got a new commandizzle for y'all ... Thou shalt not let thy children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. And on and on it amazingly goes.
You gotta see it to appreciate it: