This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe really wanted a baby. Scott Disick, meanwhile, pondered whether he should keep producing them.
Khloe's baby fever stemmed from Kourt's after all, leading the former to reflect on the fact that it comes so easily for her sister, yet is so hard for her.
Khloe thus seeks options to enhance fertility, while Scott explores options to do ... the opposite. We break it all down in THG's official +/- recap!
Kourtney confesses that she'd like to have even more kids with Scott. Or without him. He does make cute ones, but hey, why limit your options! Plus 20.
Scott confides to friends that he doesn’t want more kids at his age and may need to get a vasectomy. Definitely the first option for handling this. Minus 10.
His friends say just to talk to Kourt, she can be reasonable. LOL. Minus 15. This is a girl who says she no longer believes in the pill. Like at all.
The doctor tells him it’s a permanent solution and to be prepared. Rob tells him he’s too young to do it. Scott doesn't do it. Storyline concludes. Minus 30.
Khloe, meanwhile, works up the strength to see a fertility specialist, and it turns she may have problems ovulating. Poor girl, that just breaks your heart.
"I can't believe I'm sitting here, going through porn magazines so I can find the perfect pair of knockers." - Kris. Minus 150 and that seems generous.Kylie and Kendall Jenner have a habit of borrowing things from Kris' closet. And by borrowing we mean taking, keeping and not saying anything. Plus 10.
Mom tells them there will be a sign in/sign sign out system with VIDEO from now on ... somehow that seems believable in the Jenner household. Plus 5.
Of course, that has its benefits when your mom is certifiably insane.
"I'm definitely starting to think that my mom should get more surgery, because now she's telling us that we can have anything in her closet." - Kylie. Plus 20.
Kris invites the family over to see her new breasts. Khloe and Scott are disgusted she would do this, since she still has stitches. Ditto THG. Minus 210.
"I'm 31, and I'll be 32 this year, and as young as I feel, I still have those feelings where I can't wait for the day when I have my own kids. It'll be so exciting when that happens." - Kim Kardashian. Please no. Minus 40.
Kim and Khloe have ultrasounds and blood work at the fertility clinic and the doctor tells Kim if she wants to freeze her eggs she can. No word on whether there are any options to freeze Kim in general. Plus 20.
"I'm not the baby, I'm a big boy now." - Mason. Yes, that would be Scott. Plus 30.
EPISODE TOTAL: -350. SEASON TOTAL: -800.