Heidi Montag Bikini Photos: THG Hot Bodies Countdown #81!

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Heather Morris bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #81: Heidi Montag.

We know, we know. You're probably thinking:

"How is someone with hilariously fake boobs (and everything else), whose body is forever marred by bad plastic surgery, and who represents all that is wrong with fame, possibly ranked ahead of some legitimately beautiful women on this list?"

Good question. We honestly have no answer.

The closest we can come to one is to state that for a few years, there were few more prolific figures in the celebrity bikini photo world than The Hills star.

Day in and day out, there she was. Pretending to be spontaneous in obviously staged shoots with Pacific Coast News. It was part of her routine, and ours.

Girl worked hard to milk her 15 minutes, and while she's since just about every bit of her money and fame, her mark on THG still deserves to be honored.

Click to enlarge the Heidi Montag photos here (including some quite NSFW ones after the jump) and check back for THG's bikini babe #80 tomorrow ...

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