If you're a guy who just wants to tear the clothes off your girl after reading Fifty Shades of Grey ... we feel bad for you for having actually read that book.
You'll soon be able to tear Fifty Shades-themed clothes off her, in any case.
Three apparel companies have reached licensing deals with author EL James to market official Fifty Shades of Grey apparel ... including underwear.
According to TMZ, CopCorp Licensing has secured the rights to sell Fifty Shades t-shirts and hoodies, ladies' pantyhose, underwear, and pajamas.
Hopefully they'll be stain-resistant, if you know what we mean. If you don't know what we mean, you probably shouldn't be reading this anyway.
In any case, James' trilogy is a VERY valuable brand.
With more than 40 million copies sold worldwide, it's one of the biggest books in years, and the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is already hotly anticipated.
Production is still a long way off, but debate over casting - most recently whether or not Matt Bomer should star because he's gay - is off the hook.