Tabloid Celebrates Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie Engagement, is Actually Correct This Time!
by Free Britney at .Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, as you now know. For real.
OK! Magazine and its ilk are either overjoyed that they get to print accurate news for once in their lives this week, or devastated because now that Brangelina got engaged, and confirmed it, they've lost some great source material.
Either way, here's their very special commemorative cover:
"Yes, it's confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are all very happy," Brad's manager Cynthia Pett-Dante confirmed to the AP last week.
"There's not date set at this time."
That's it. No more waiting for gay marriage to be legalized all over the world. No more coy interviews. No more ridiculous tabloid cover story lies.
Okay, those are clearly going to persist. But they'll have to branch out, because the secret wedding well has finally run dry. It was a good run, guys.
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Comments (11 Total)
TOGETHER FOREVER.
Well, she's not anorexic, she's pregnant now n it's normal for a pregnant woman when in early 3months got thinner coz after that it will be normal in weight again ... Congratulation to Mr & Mrs Smith
Why does Brad Pitt keep wearing that greasy, skanky hairdo?
For- Helen Suck on something yourself, you can take Brangelina and her whole tribe back to "YOUR 3rd World Country" and....cry!!!!
Obviosly u all care or u won't be whinning out of jelousy. U guys can not speak for everyone but your self. I am from a 3rd world country. And yes I love Brad and Angelina. U americans are so full of jelousy and hate and I know u r nt Angie fans maybe from the losers camp. Every one has a right to love who eva they want to love too bad Jen lost out on a good man cuz she was nt ready for kids. Let's celebrate this love. I hope u all wit your negativity will be buried beside freddy crugger. Shallow minded ass wipes. If u don't care keep it to yourself and that make jelouse statements. U wish u were her now right. Suck on somethin. I care and I am happy for them.