Tabloid Celebrates Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie Engagement, is Actually Correct This Time!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, as you now know. For real.

OK! Magazine and its ilk are either overjoyed that they get to print accurate news for once in their lives this week, or devastated because now that Brangelina got engaged, and confirmed it, they've lost some great source material.

Either way, here's their very special commemorative cover:

Brangelina Engaged!

"Yes, it's confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are all very happy," Brad's manager Cynthia Pett-Dante confirmed to the AP last week.

"There's not date set at this time."

That's it. No more waiting for gay marriage to be legalized all over the world. No more coy interviews. No more ridiculous tabloid cover story lies.

Okay, those are clearly going to persist. But they'll have to branch out, because the secret wedding well has finally run dry. It was a good run, guys.

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TOGETHER FOREVER.

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Well, she's not anorexic, she's pregnant now n it's normal for a pregnant woman when in early 3months got thinner coz after that it will be normal in weight again ... Congratulation to Mr & Mrs Smith

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Why does Brad Pitt keep wearing that greasy, skanky hairdo?

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For- Helen
Suck on something yourself, you can take Brangelina and her whole tribe back to "YOUR 3rd World Country" and....cry!!!!

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Obviosly u all care or u won't be whinning out of jelousy. U guys can not speak for everyone but your self. I am from a 3rd world country. And yes I love Brad and Angelina. U americans are so full of jelousy and hate and I know u r nt Angie fans maybe from the losers camp. Every one has a right to love who eva they want to love too bad Jen lost out on a good man cuz she was nt ready for kids. Let's celebrate this love. I hope u all wit your negativity will be buried beside freddy crugger. Shallow minded ass wipes. If u don't care keep it to yourself and that make jelouse statements. U wish u were her now right. Suck on somethin. I care and I am happy for them.

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Two people decide to tie the knot and make their family complete, Shame on all of you petty bitches for whining about it. It's funny that you say you don't care, yet you go through the time to read this. AND to comment. Lol suckers.

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For once I would like to see this anorexic bitch in a photo that she isn't sticking her boney ass leg out like she's soooo sexy. Someone needs to tell her anorexic dumb ass that she's in ugly and fake as hell. From all the drug use and screwing every man in Hollywood she looks like she 66 instead of 36. Instead of spending all that money on buying kids from other countries she needs to spend in on doing something for that skinny ugly ass body and face.

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BFD BFD BFD BFD she needs to be lost in her little third world countries and never come back old crone and druggy that she is, anorexic bitc
and at the awards where she pushed her leg out for everyone to see just showed how old her body is it is gross. So sad she treats shiloh like boy.

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Cheer up, folks! Maybe another Kardashian will suddenly become engaged and start planning a splashy wedding and in essence, steal Angelina's thunder...or maybe...just maybe Jennifer Aniston will grab the headlines with big nuptial spreads across the gossip columns and eclipse this whole Bragelina thing! Ha!

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Hope someone comes in and f***s up there marriage so she can feel how it is to deal with a homewreker like she was!

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