Not only is Snooki pregnant courtesy of Jionni LaValle, she's engaged to the guy.
According to People, citing unnamed, close sources, the Jersey Shore star and her now husband-to-be quietly got engaged and will welcome a baby later this year.
"I know he's the one so I know the ring's gonna come soon," Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi said earlier this year, though she said she had no idea a proposal was coming.
Snooki and Jionni LaValle have been together for over a year, despite her penchant for dropping her pants every time alcohol and Vinny Guadagnino are around.
Rumors first surfaced that she was expecting in late January / early February, but she denied it, telling GMA, "I definitely do want kids, but I'm not pregnant."
That was BS. To her credit, but still. Snooki reportedly did not want to make the public announcement until she passed 12 weeks ... or got a tabloid cover deal.
Snook's rep and MTV have not commented, but the cat is out of the bag. Not only have multiple sources let it slip, but baby stores in Jersey City were tipped off.
The 24-year-old hard-partying, GTL-loving star has reportedly turned over a new leaf and is determined to take pregnancy and impending motherhood seriously.
We'll believe it when we see it, but here's hoping.