Kim Kardashian Kashes In On Kate Middleton Birthday

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Kate Middleton turns 30 years old today, and Kim Kardashian is celebrating the milestone by doing what she does best:

Shilling for a company that pays her to stand around, read cue cards and accentuate her cleavage.

Indeed, Kim is featured in a random, stiff video that claims to wish the Duchess of Cambridge a very happy birthday... but is really exploiting the occasion by using it to release a special ShoeDazzle offer. The odds that Kim Kardashian has even heard of Kate Middleton?

Only slightly higher than the odds that Kris Jenner is standing immediately off-screen, telling her daughter exactly what to do and say.

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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