Kim Kardashian Kashes In On Kate Middleton Birthday

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Kate Middleton turns 30 years old today, and Kim Kardashian is celebrating the milestone by doing what she does best:

Shilling for a company that pays her to stand around, read cue cards and accentuate her cleavage.

Indeed, Kim is featured in a random, stiff video that claims to wish the Duchess of Cambridge a very happy birthday... but is really exploiting the occasion by using it to release a special ShoeDazzle offer. The odds that Kim Kardashian has even heard of Kate Middleton?

Only slightly higher than the odds that Kris Jenner is standing immediately off-screen, telling her daughter exactly what to do and say.


Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]