Of course Michaele Salahi is starting a singing career.
The White House-crashing, Real Housewives of D.C.-starring, attention-loving waste of Oxygen tells Radar Online she has released a single titled "Bump It."
“It’s an amazing dance song, and it highlights the party animal in everyone!” Michaele said. “I titled the song Bump It because I love dancing and bumping it on the dance floor! I got so caught up with the rhythm, that my music just feels like a magical prism.”
Available today on iTunes, the song's lyrics rival the beautiful prose of Kim Kardashian's "Turn It Up." Among the words Salahi spouts:
Like I’m so hot and like, you’re so not. The speakers on blast, let the techno rock. Everybody in the club make your way to the front, rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump.
Amen, sister. Amen.