On one (crazy) hand, Charlie Sheen has referred to his first edition of Sheen's Korner as "a shameful trainwreck filled with blind, cuddly puppies."
On the other (totally insane) hand, the actor has released a second version of his UStream show and says it's "already engraved into the pantheon of the movement." What movement, you ask? Seriously, don't ask.
In the 13-minute video below, Sheen is by himself, smoking and seemingly talking to an associate about the second episode of the Korner. It appears as if the man on the other line is unaware that this actually is the second episode, while Sheen assures him: There's one side to me and it's gnarly.
Don't question any of it. Just watch: