Really, Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are Over, Done, Caput

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Every new report about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson says the same thing: these two are totally dating.

Conversely, each update about Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen states the opposite: their marriage has less of a chance to survive than Sawyer on Lost.

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Here's the latest: Brooke Mueller has moved out. She's settled into a home in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles, as a family sources confirms she and Sheen are "done."

That's what happens when one half of a couple takes a knife the other half's throat and then cheats on her with a lingerie model.

The house in which Mueller and her sons now reside is owned by her, her mother and a business partner. Mueller lived there before making the biggest mistake of her life marrying Sheen.

Of course, Booke's lawyer, Yale Galanter, still insists "there is no divorce that is planned for by either party."

But expect the papers to be drawn up and signed as soon as Sheen reaches a plea bargain in his Colorado assault case. Let's hope it includes jail time.

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