Happy Birthday, Jon Gosselin!

by at . Comments

It's hard to believe that at this time last year, few people knew Jon Gosselin as anything more than the father on Jon & Kate Plus 8, if they knew him at all.

Now he is a world-renowned douchebag.

Ever since his marriage to Kate Gosselin imploded last spring and summer, with celebrity gossip tabloids covering every more, Jon has become a sensation.

At squiring mediocre girls, if nothing else.

In any case, Jon turns 33 years old today. Which is more like 53 in his case, given all the drinking, smoking and being married to Kate for nearly a decade.

Happy birthday to the unemployed bum!

Fat and Disgusting

Jon Gosselin: Very bad for you. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Since his widely-publicized split from Kate, Jon has gone on to sleep with Deanna Hummel, Hailey Glassman, Stephanie Santoro, Kate Major and Morgan Christie.

Quite a rebound year he had. He's also been sued by TLC for violating his non-compete clause, and has been virtually banned from being a celebrity. Point, TLC!

Where will he turn up next? Besides the bed of some desperate 22-year-old college girl? No one knows, but we can't wait to find out, and we'll be watching him.

Click to enlarge more Jon Gosselin pictures below ...

He Likes 'Em This Big
A Jon Pic
Grade A Douchebag
Us Loves Them
Proof of Cheating
Getting Smoked
Hair Club For Men
High Rollin'
Jon: Smoked
Jonny Gosselin
Sad Jon
Tags: ,
Avatar

If kHate doesn't watch out...
JON can just walk away and leave Her to do all of the raising!
She would be crying for 15 years! lolololol! JON can go make another family and be the great Husband and Daddy he was all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avatar

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
ENJOY EVEYDAY WITHOUT FAKE KHATE!

Avatar

And we need to know it is his birthday because...........??????????

Avatar

Romeo has a devil may care attitude, and no scruples.There was a time that a person had to look like somebody and at least have something going for themselves in order to get the attention that this sponge seems to soak up.

Avatar

Ew really did you have to wish this loser a happy b-day? Why would you want to acknowledge the douchbag?

Avatar

he needs to go on a diet and quit smoking

Avatar

Happy Birthday Jon!
Best b-day gift---away from the wicked witch KHATE!

Jon Gosselin Biography

Proof of Cheating Jon Gosselin is the father of a lot of children. He's got his big break as one half of the couple in the title of the show Jon and Kate... More »
Full Name
Jon Gosselin