Khloe Kardashian Follows Script, Slaps Scott Disick

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Because three wastes of space in lingerie might not be enough to inspire viewership, Keeping Up with the Kardshians producers have come up with a surefire way to garner ratings for this Sunday's season premiere:

A bitch slap.

In the scene below, Khloe Kardashian accuses Scott Disick of intentionally knocking up Kourtney in order to ensure she'd stay with him.

Unless Khloe is accusing Scott of rape, it's unclear how a guy can purposely get a girl pregnant without her full participation in the act. However, Khloe is close to correct, of course: Scott and Kourtney did purposely get pregnant because that's what's the script called for.

It also called for Khloe to smack Disick in the face. Watch below.

We gotta hand it to the writers for this anger-filled, romantic exchange between Khloe and Scott, beginning with the former's accusation:

"You wanted to just keep her for 18 years and not let anyone else have her."

"18 years? I want her for eternity."

How many takes do you think were needed before the family moved on to the next scene?


I don't think Scott deserved to be slapped! khloe is always pushing his buttons and being rude towards him. If someone deserved to be slapped it should be Khloe!


Psshh, domestic abuse? His worthless ass should be grateful for the media coverage it got. He'll get over it.


I am glad she slapped him, someone should.


Kimberly, Domestic abuse is never right, and Khole should be arrested for assualt and battery charges. You sound just as violent as her. What gives you the right to judge Scott when you don't even know him.


Remember the bumper stickers? "There's No Excuse for Domestic Abuse." And it's no different when a woman does it to a man.


Good for Khloe! I would have slapped that lazy Scott a long time ago, did he trap her sister YES!
He loves the money in her family and the money her Father left her.
Kick this Scott out, and please keep your distance for the childs sake. Again great move on Khloe's part!
Scott is low life scum bag AND A CHILD HIMSELF!

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I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

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