Forgive us if we hyperventilate while writing this post.
But Kellan Lutz has been chosen as the next spokesperson for Calvin Klein underwear. The Twilight Saga star won't be doing a lot of speaking on the company's behalf, however.
"He’s going to be their new Mark Wahlberg," an insider told Fox411.com. "Kellan has been signed to Calvin Klein for a huge campaign that will feature him in his skivvies all over billboards and in magazines."
The source is referring to the iconic 1992 campaign that pretty much put Wahlberg on the map. Yes, ladies, Lutz will be duplicating the shot below at some point next year...
The actor has posed before for Abercrombie & Fitch, but those posters weren't as revealing as the proposed Calvin Klein photos. Said the same insider:
“The executives have a plan to model the ads very similarly after the famous Mark Wahlberg campaign in the 90’s. They want to recreate the look of the hugely successful ads, and who is better than Kellan Lutz to fill out those little underwear?”
With apologies to Taylor Lautner shirtless, the answer is simple: nobody.