Signs a celebrity is about to pose in Playboy:
- She admits to considering it.
- She's had plastic surgery.
- She lacks the talent and/or notoriety to remain in the spotlight for an extended period of time without a spread in the magazine.
In other words: prepare for Kim Zolciak nude photos, folks!
The Real Housewife opens up about a number of topics in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, all of which lead us to believe that a Playboy pictorial isn't far behind. A few excerpts:
On plastic surgery: "I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Some cosmetic enhancement is obvious... I do Botox. I’ve had my boobs done twice. I started getting Botox when I was 25 for migraines. I recommend that to anybody. And VelaShape. I don’t know if it shrinks you, but it keeps you tone and taut."
On posing naked: "I'd have to talk to my children, because when you're a mom, it's not just you anymore. I think Playboy is very classy and sexy, but there's a time and place for it. Kim Kardashian did it very tastefully."
On her image: "I'm not stupid, I'm not a homewrecker or a gold digger. But I don't even care. I'm past that. I may not make all the right decisions, but I'm happy."
That's great and all. But we still can't get over the shocking revelating that the knockers pictured above are fake. This may take us awhile.