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Seriously, MTV? This is the best you can do?

We realize The City is as scripted as The Hills, and you need to dig up a nice fake boyfriend for Whitney Port to date and pretend to make things interesting.

Laughably obvious as this strategy is, it at least makes sense to a certain degree. Deciding on Freddie Fackelmayer as the guy to fill the role? Not so much!

First, as N.Y. Magazine puts it, the commercial real estate broker has glaringly white bleached caps that "elevate his fake tan to Oompa Loompa proportions."

LOL, because that's not even that big of a stretch.

Clad in baby blue and pink, he is "a modern-day Nantucket-dwelling Poseidon who just body surfed from New England to Manhattan on a wave of hair gel."

It's hard to even take Freddie Fackelmayer seriously.

One could overlook these superficial flaws if Freddie Fackelmayer made up for them by being at all interesting. But he may be the most boring individual ever.

Moreover, he elevated his second-date awkwardness on this week's The City by bringing along his father, Fridolin (?!) to dinner with Whit without telling her.

Always a winning strategy, right girls?

Even though it's her own fault for agreeing to fake-date Freddie, we still felt bad for Whitney Port after the snobby dad patronized the living $h!t out of her.

No wonder they already broke up.

Maybe we're way off base, but somehow we doubt it. We need your opinion, ladies: Is Freddie Fackelmayer at all appealing, or as big a tool as we think?

Tell us: Would YOU hit it?

 

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UPDATE: Levi wussed out and didn't give us the full Johnston. But his Playgirl spread is now out and he's still very naked. Follow this link for Levi's nude pictures!

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Looks like Levi Johnston wasn't kidding when he said on The Early Show yesterday that he had no intention of backing off in his crusade against Sarah Palin.

As we've talked about previously, the father of the former Alaska Governor's grandson is gonna pose for Playgirl. The only question was how nude he'd get.

Well, it's now confirmed we're getting the full Levi Johnston. Or something. We mean full, frontal nudity. Need us to draw you a picture? We really hope not.

Levi's manager, Tank Jones, already said he was 90 percent sure the baby daddy of Bristol Palin would take it all off, but he's now confirmed that final 10.

In the best press release ever, Jones simply wrote the following:

"Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full Johnson."

Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin Photo

Levi Johnston is taking the gloves - and everything else - off. Sarah Palin ain't seen nothin' yet! This guy has no shame and nothing to lose. A dangerous combo.

He left out a letter there, but no complaints. Oh, and it gets better yet. Jones says Levi Johnston is gunning to shoot the Playgirl pictures on November 16.

That's the very same day Sarah Palin makes her much-touted, book-shilling appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. She'll definitely love that. Point, Levi!

Yesterday, Johnston caused quite a stir when he accused Palin of calling her son Trig retarded. Trig, 1, has Down Syndrome. Palin was far from pleased.

The ex-governor angrily fired back in a statement, but Levi was completely unfazed, ominously saying that he could say far worse things than that. Man.

As for the naked pics themselves, a Playgirl rep says of the shoot: "We're working on some athletic scene stuff for Levi: gyms, rinks - that sort of thing."

Hopefully he boxes with a Sarah Palin blow-up doll. That'd be all-time.

Whose side are you on?

 

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Last night's game was ugly, but still provided plenty of star power at the opener of the World Series. No, we're not talking about A-Rod and Kate Hudson.

First Lady Michelle Obama and Vice President Joe Biden's wife, Jill, took the field during pre-game ceremonies to a big ovation, along with a Yankee legend.

Major League Baseball dedicated Game One of the Yankees-Phillies series, won by the NL champion visitors, 6-1, to the charity Welcome Back Veterans.

Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Biden escorted World War II veteran Yogi Berra - the Yankees Hall of Fame catcher - to the mound for the first-pitch ceremony.

All wore jackets with "World Series" on the front and their names on the back. Iraq war veteran Tony Odierno threw the first pitch to Derek Jeter.

Odierno, who lost an arm in Iraq, works in the Yankees' stadium operations department. His dad is Gen. Raymond Odierno, the top U.S. commander in Iraq.

Yogi Berra receives - and gets - a hand from Michelle Obama and Jill Biden.

Jill Biden is a Phillies fan. Michelle Obama, unlike her White Sox-fan husband, grew up a Cubs fan. They high-fived fans as they walked down the tunnel.

Earlier that day, Obama and Biden honored wounded veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars at the James J. Peters VA Medical Center in the Bronx.

The First Lady's message was simple but profound: We can all do a little something to honor the men and women of the military. And please, Michelle emphasized, don't forget the families they often have to leave behind while serving overseas.

"You can do something as simple as offering to drive a car pool, or offering babysitting," Obama told the room of veterans and staff members. "Above all, each of us can simply reach out and do something really small - and say thank you."

Click to enlarge more Michelle Obama pictures from yesteday ...

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A strip club. A drunk actor. A scorned, famous wife.

The accusations by Nicole Forrester that she had sex with Josh Duhamel earlier this month have all the makings of a major celebrity scandal. There's just one problem:

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

The actor's rep swears they aren't true.

"This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity," Duhamel's rep said in a statement. "This story is absolutely ridiculous."

Hey, anonymous rep, no reason so bash the profession of strippers! Still, the story does have a few holes bigger than those you'd find at a strip club. (Think about it.)

For starters, Forrester admits she was paid to tell her tale to The National Enquirer.

She claims the story of dancing nude for Duhamel at an Atlanta establishment in early October is valid, and that she even passed a lie detector when admitting to subsequent sex with the star at an expensive hotel.

But there's no proof of these polygraph results; and other outlets, such as E! News, state Forrester's attorney also contacted them, asking for "compensation" in exchange for the story.

We believe Duhamel. Who would cheat on Fergie?!? She's kind of hot and she's dabbled in girl-on-girl action!

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Three young actresses. One black dress.

A trio of beauties were caught in the same outfit over the last few weeks, as 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord donned a Camilla and Marc dress to a Nylon bash in Hollywood last month.

Meanwhile, Ashley Tisdale put a belt around the same frock at the Los Premios MTV Awards; and Lea Michele followed the lead of her fellow celebs at the Fox Fall Eco Casino party.

Compare the 90210, High School Musical and Glee stars below. Then, vote in our poll and crown one as the hottest...

AM vs. AT vs. LM

Who looked best in this dress?

 

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With a name like Natalie Nunn, Chris Brown's reported new play thing is a natural to appear on the new season of a reality show called Bad Girls Club.

The Oxygen network show, which apparently exists, "features women with behavioral issues." Also a prerequisite for dating Chris Brown, we'd imagine.

Chris Brown has been getting pretty close to Natalie Nunn lately, hanging out a couple of times, most recently at a roller-skating party on October 16.

Here's a pic of them together there ...

Natalie Nunn Picture

Natalie Nunn and Chris Brown are probably just friends. But you never know.

We're probably jumping the gun. It's clear from his lame Twitter posts that Chris still pines for Rihanna. Although since he can't go within 100 yards of her, he could be moving on to someone a little more legally attainable.

In any case, in her show bio Natalie says she "enjoys cruising in her sugar daddies' expensive cars and painting the town red with her cool celebrity friends."

Apparently she also likes to paint the town red with Chris Brown.

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Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt claims that his estranged wife, Jamie McCourt, has been having an affair with her personal driver, Jeff Fuller.

Why should we care about a Jamie McCourt-Jeff Fuller affair, you ask? Well here's where it gets more interesting than your average cheating scandal.

Frank McCourt fired his wife as the CEO of the Dodgers last week when the team was eliminated from the MLB playoffs by the Philadelphia Phillies.

Jamie McCourt is suing Frank, seeking reinstatement as the team's CEO as well as $321,000 a month in spousal support. Yes, that's per month.

If she is not reinstated, she wants $488,000 per month. She is also suing him for divorce. Minor detail. Anyway, she issued a statement saying:

"Frank has no right to purport to terminate me. We are co-owners of the Dodgers."

"Not only has Frank publicly held us out as co-owners of the franchise, he has also admitted this fact in front of our estate planning counsel."

On top of cheating, Frank McCourt also claims estranged wife Jamie McCourt went to France for two weeks and billed the Dodgers for the trip as a "business expense."

Frank McCourt counters that she is not a co-owner but just his employee - oh, and that she was a party to an affair with her bodyguard, Jeff Fuller.

Who knows if that's true, but that's part of what led to her firing, Frank apparently said. Well, that coupled with that she "undermined the chain of command by not reporting directly to him," according to court filings.

These two seem ready to divulge every detail about the other, and we can only imagine what will happen next. But the battle took another turn when Jamie's attorney said she is lining up financing for a bid to buy out her husband.

"Whatever it takes to buy Frank McCourt out, she's got," attorney Bert Fields said.

Yet Frank McCourt has no intention of selling the Dodgers, his lawyer countered.

"Congratulations to her for being a prospective buyer," Marshall Grossman replied. "There is no seller. Perhaps she could explore some other sport."

Jamie McCourt has neither confirmed nor denied the affair with Jeff Fuller. But with a $1 billion franchise potentially on the line, it could prove costly.

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We were already jealous of Taylor Swift for having landed herself a hunk like Taylor Lautner.

But now we really hate the young singer: Lautner claims only Swift will see him topless in the near future.

Okay, he doesn't say that exactly. But the New Moon star is conscious of his reputation and wants to be known for more than just rippling abs, bulging biceps and... we lost our train of thought. Take it away, Taylor...

"I don't want to become known as just a body," he said this week. "If I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again in a movie, but I guess that's not very realistic. I certainly won't be asking to do it, though."

Thanks for being so selfish, man. Imagine if Levi Johnston took that attitude!

Topless Taylor

Lautner does have good news for fans, at least: Robert Pattinson gives him some topless competition in New Moon.

"He definitely doesn't need any pointers at all," said Lautner of his co-star's physique. "He's got it covered."

Or not covered, as the case may be. HAWT!

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The L.A. County District Attorney's office has formally charged five alleged members of the Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch with various felony offenses.

Nick Prugo has been charged with felony first degree residential burglary of Audrina Patridge, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Orlando Bloom, Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox and L.A. businessman Nick Deleo.

Recent burglaries of Kourtney Kardashian and Stephanie Pratt could not be definitively tied to the Burglar Bunch, but are still being looked into.

Based on uncovered evidence, he and his cohorts are also believed to have been casing Britney Spears, Jessica Biel, Hayden Panettiere, Bette Midler, Mariah Carey, Shania Twain, Goldie Hawn, Rihanna and Heidi Montag for potential heists.

Burglars

If you call yourselves the Burglar Bunch, mug shots are only so far away.

In addition to Prugo, Diana Tamayo (second from left) has been charged with felony first degree residential burglary of starlets Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Tisdale.

Courtney Ames (second from right) has been charged with felony first degree residential burglary of Paris Hilton earlier this year.

Alexis Neiers, a.k.a. Alexis Taylor (far right), has been charged with felony first degree residential burglary of Orlando Bloom.

Roy Lopez, Jr. (not pictured) has been charged with felony first degree residential burglary of Paris Hilton.

Alleged ringleader Rachel Lee has yet to be charged for some reason. It may be a matter of determining what charges officials believe best fit the crime - and will stick.

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Denise Jonas has good news and bad news for her son.

Speaking to People about Danielle Deleasa, Mrs. Jonas said she fully approves of Kevin's fiancee, referring to Danielle as "the right girl." That's gotta be comforting for her son to hear.

All the Jonas Bros

But then there's this: Denise says Deleasa reminds her of herself! She always tells Kevin:

"You're marrying your mother – but she is just thinner and prettier."

At least now we know why Kevin has never had sex with anyone.

Of course, Denise Jonas isn't speaking out just to compliment Danielle (in a weird way). She has something to shill: iMom.com is a website that Denise hopes will offer advice to women across the land.

"Since I have this platform, I hope I can encourage other moms to find the help and support they need," she said. "I would have loved to have an online community like iMom.com to go to when my kids were little."

Even if one's kids are grown up, it's not too late. Are you listening, Dina Lohan?

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