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Sarah Palin Memoir: To Be Released on November 17

Over the last few weeks, Levi Johnston has given the world his original, hilarious take on Sarah Palin.

On November 17, the former governor of Alaska and current cult-like figure will release her own story, as Going Rogue: An American Life hits stores earlier than originally announced.

It will go up against the release of Kris Allen's debut CD that day.

Palin as a Mother

Some Republicans, and ALL Democrats, hope Sarah Palin is a nominee for President in 2012.

The 400-page memoir from HarperCollins was essentially penned by ghostwriter Lynn Vincent.

Palin was likely too busy shooting wolves from helicopters and believing in the unproven premise that abstinence education leads to fewer pregnancies.

Among the topics expected to be covered in the tome are:

  • Palin's life as a beauty pageant contestant;
  • Her selection as Vice Presidential running mate by Jon McCain;
  • Daughter Bristol's pregnancy;
  • A passionate defense of Alaska's proximity to Russia;
  • The main reasons why Katie Couric is a stupid head;
  • An English translation of her Gubernatorial resignation speech.

We may have made a few of those up.

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7 Comments

  1. Laurie Says:

    You people suck! I mean, totally suck. Sarah Palin could be the best person to run our country effectively and not turn it into a socialist dictatorship. If you people would put down your crackpipes, coke straws, and bongs, and let your minds clear, you will see where Obama is taking (ruining) our country. How about buying Sarah's book and learning about the real Sarah Palin, not the Tina Fey version you all get confused about and misquote Sarah, read about all of her life accomplishments including being the youngest elected Gov. of Alaska and the first female governor, how she took down corrupt politicians in her own party, earned her living and climbed the success ladder. How about developing some insight into your own lives and realizing she is more successful than you! You won't be able to break Sarah down, she's always been highly competitive and a fighter, so keep trying to smear her, it only pisses off America and causes her to gain more success and support.

  2. Roo Says:

    It should be good for a laugh.

  3. Melanie Says:

    I CANT WAIT :d!

  4. Miranda Says:

    I like her even thou I wasn't voting for her or McCain I still like her..

  5. KSmithGray Says:

    Palin's time as a beauty queen.... That'll be a page turner.

  6. mannduuh Says:

    whose going to want to win that

  7. mannduuh Says:

    let's see her memoirs should mention what a wonderful parent she is...lol

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