Sarah Palin Memoir: To Be Released on November 17
Over the last few weeks, Levi Johnston has given the world his original, hilarious take on Sarah Palin.
On November 17, the former governor of Alaska and current cult-like figure will release her own story, as Going Rogue: An American Life hits stores earlier than originally announced.
It will go up against the release of Kris Allen's debut CD that day.
Some Republicans, and ALL Democrats, hope Sarah Palin is a nominee for President in 2012.
The 400-page memoir from HarperCollins was essentially penned by ghostwriter Lynn Vincent.
Palin was likely too busy shooting wolves from helicopters and believing in the unproven premise that abstinence education leads to fewer pregnancies.
Among the topics expected to be covered in the tome are:
- Palin's life as a beauty pageant contestant;
- Her selection as Vice Presidential running mate by Jon McCain;
- Daughter Bristol's pregnancy;
- A passionate defense of Alaska's proximity to Russia;
- The main reasons why Katie Couric is a stupid head;
- An English translation of her Gubernatorial resignation speech.
We may have made a few of those up.
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October 9th, 2009 12:17 AM
let's see her memoirs should mention what a wonderful parent she is...lol
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October 9th, 2009 12:16 AM
whose going to want to win that
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October 7th, 2009 4:45 AM
Palin's time as a beauty queen.... That'll be a page turner.
October 6th, 2009 5:05 PM
I like her even thou I wasn't voting for her or McCain I still like her..
October 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
I CANT WAIT :d!
September 30th, 2009 4:57 PM
It should be good for a laugh.