Don't get us wrong, a trip to a private Fijian island sounds cool.
Updating your Twitter page instead of simply enjoying time on said tropical island with your significant other classifies you as a Grade A d-bag, however.
Especially if your name is Doug Reinhardt. No matter what he tells you on his official site, his charm is not that breathtaking. No one cares, Doug. Sorry.
Just two weeks after reuniting with Paris Hilton, Doug whisked the ho-tel heiress away on romantic getaway trip to Wadigi island in Fiji, where they have been going on wave runners, scuba diving, sky diving and Twittering up a storm.
"Fiji is truly one of the most amazing places in the world," Doug Reinhardt wrote. "Wadigi island in Fiji the perfect getaway so private and beautiful."
Apparently they have good Broadband access, too. A must.
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Adds Hilton on her own Twitter, "Love Wadigi Island, had the most incredible stay. It is true Paradise, beautiful and private. It's the perfect place to vacation."
Reinhardt rented the private island in an attempt to buy win back Paris.
"He has been so generous and sweet, and has really impressed her with his romantic ways," said a source close to Paris. "She loves being treated like a princess. She can really feel how deeply in love he is with her, and she's having a blast."
Looks like Doug Reinhardt's breathtaking moves worked. At least until he makes flirty eyes with Kendhal Beal at a bar and Paris unleashes her fury.