Simon van Kempen: I Don't Have Sex With Men!
Adam Lambert is gay, out of the closet with Drake LaBry and proud of it.
Conversely, Simon van Kempen wants to set the record straight... literally!
The husband of Alex McCord, a cast member on The Real Housewives of New York City, is sick of people thinking he's homosexual.
"If I was gay, I would be gay, but I'm not!" he told Us Weekly yesterday. "I don't want to have sex with men!"
Simon van Kempen loves his wife, not sexual intercourse with men. He wants to make that clear.
Well, that should clear rumors up.
Then again, van Kempen does love to shop and to be pampered, as McCord's co-stars often point out. How do you defend yourself against these accusations, Simon?
"If other manifestations of gay means that I like to wear nice clothes and go shopping, then I guess that's fine!" he said. "I love fashion, but I love my beautiful wife. That makes me gay?"
In closing, van Kempen makes a profound point: "I am Simon, I am not anything more than that. I'm just a loving husband."
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May 22nd, 2011 12:31 AM
Why don't we leave this man alone? Because he puts himself out there to be judged. You can't put yourself on a voyouristic TV show and not expect to draw commentary.
No one is jealous of Simon. We're just in disbelief that h and his wife don't recognize how awkwardly gay he is.
July 2nd, 2009 10:29 PM
Hes so gay its not funny , especially in those awful red leather pants he wears with the black shiney jacket YUK!
June 5th, 2009 11:47 PM
Good Lord, why can't you people leave this man alone!! Just because he loves and adores his gorgeous wife, and happens to enjoy mens fashion, what is wrong with that???
You have male model's showing the latest in men's fashion, then when someone like Simon decides to drop a wad of money on a designer's line, and someone scream's " GAY." At least he is helping a budding designer or keeping an established one going in today's economy. So what ???
He has been attacked enough on the Real Housewives Reunion Shows and the host Andy always asked this same stupid and silly question. Each time Alex has said " NO, " and laughed it off graciously. I would NOT be so gracious at this point. Let's move on to another actor and another problem. Believe me, there are more serious problems out there that need addressing then this. I cannot believe someone even brought it into the light again. Must have been a light and boring day at the office, or someone is jealous over Simon. Get