At least explains why Larry Birkhead is such a pimp.
The father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, must have known that he'd eventually be taken to court by Debra Opri.
She's the attorney that helped Birkhead acquire custody of his child. And how does he repay her? Well, he doesn't.
After two years of battling Birkhead for her fee, Opri is finally getting her day before a judge. According to sources, the lawyer plans to air "all dirty laundry" during the trial. Over the last few months, she says:
"America no longer sees the fair-haired country boy they once did" in Dannielynn's father, a fact to which we can certainly attest. We just see a man that actually had cameras follow him and his daughter to Anna Nicole's grave.
We wonder how much money Larry Birkhead was paid to exploit his daughter on every entertainment news show he could find.