Britney Spears crashing cars? That's almost a given at this point. But in celebrity news we know you didn't see coming, apparently her beau Adnan Ghalib was attacked by a crazed, knife-wielding lunatic last night. Yes, really.
Adnan was stabbed in the arm and has a bruise on his eye and lacerations on his face. He received medical attention, though, and is doing alright.
He's been receiving death threats the past few weeks, he says. It is not known who would possibly wish harm upon poor Adnan Ghalib.
Fortunately, Adnan Ghalib is okay after being assaulted.
We have a few suspects in this ongoing investigation:
- Jamie Spears - Attacking with a knife is not is style, but Britney's dad and legal conservator ain't exactly a fan of all things Adnan.
- Sam Lutfi - There was only room for one shady Middle Eastern loser in the life of Britney Spears, and Osama lost out. Revenge is sweet.
- Perry from Make Me A Supermodel - The guy dating Amanda Pagel, the random girl Adnan allegedly cheated on Britney Spears with.
- The billionaire boyfriend of Kathy Griffin - No doubt jealous over the story and photo we ran Friday of Adnan and Kathy holding hands.