Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Hilton Make Out!!!

Remember when we told celebrity gossip followers that Paris Hilton was pretending to be a lesbian? Well, the talentless socialite is out to prove us correct.

The latest example of her gay shenanigans involve actress Elisha Cuthbert. According to Us Weekly, the two blondes were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night.

"Who knew?" said the source of the unlikely pairing, one who was obviously oblivious to our recent entertainment news reports.

Hilton and Cuthbert didn't arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. Earlier in the evening, Paris attended the BlackBerry Pink Pearl Launch Party.

"She was actually super well behaved and even took the time to take some photos with the BlackBerry executives," a witness told the magazine.