Brittny Gastineau and Paris Hilton Pretend to Be Lesbians

In order to garner attention, Paris Hilton has already starred in a sex tape, put out a music video and spent time in jail.

What else is a talentless socialite to do in order to remain in the celebrity gossip news? Pretend to be gay, of course.

Previously, Hilton was spotted out with The L Word star Katherine Moennig.

Now, reports are surfacing that she and former reality star Brittny Gastineau were hitting up "lesbian hot spots" over the weekend. If true, this couple would be faker than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.