The real story, friends, is what Katie will be wearing on her wedding night, long after the Scientology
brainwashing cult wedding ceremony is over.
According to MSNBC, Tom Cruise's fiancÃ©e recently hit La Bra Lingerie in W. Hollywood and spent over $3,000 on lacy intimates, more than $1,000 of which was for a "bridal collection" set.
Yes, Katie Holmes, 27, picked up the Chantilly lace bridal collection, which includes a bra that cost $440, a $340 thong, a garter belt for $220, and silk stockings that went for $95 -- for a total of $1,190.
Who pays $340 for a thong? We have never heard of something more absurd. Except for anything involving Anna Nicole Smith.
Additionally, the bride-to-be nabbed a silk nightgown and a matching robe trimmed with ostrich feathers that set her back $620, a lace bra decorated with Swarovski crystals for $380 and matching thong with crystals for $175, as well as two sets of silk pajamas and matching robes at $425 each.
"They weren't all white -- and they certainly weren't virginal," a source told MSNBC. "But she's a mom, so I guess that's appropriate."