Watch out, Kris Jenner!
Last month, the The Real Housewives of Orange County midseason trailer gave us a glimpse at Shannon Beador going full momager.
As this sneak peek clip makes clear, we didn't know the half of it.
Poor Adeline ... you're doing amazing, sweetie!
The sneak peek clip starts with Shannon's co-star Braunwyn and her teen daughter, 17-year-old Rowan, who is clearly having a good time.
When we see Shannon with 15-year-old Adeline, however, there's a very different energy afoot.
"Come one show me you can do it," Shannon says in a pushy voice.
"Foot forward. Attitude, attitude."
This is such a ma'am, this is an Arby's moment because they are just walking on a wooden ramp towards the boat. They're not on a runway.
Adeline is both visibly and audibly embarassed by her mother at this point, and the clip has barely begun.
Inside, Braunwyn is giving Rowan nothing but encouragement - and a warning that she'll be taking a bazillion photos as she hits the runway.
17-year-old Sophie Beador is there to lend moral support to Adeline alongside friends Brooke and Lauren.
Full of pride, she gushes about her younger sister's modeling strut: "What? She’s so good at it."
Clearly, Shannon disagrees, as she calls out: "Sweetie, you’re going too fast. That’s not one, two, three, four."
“Come on, let’s practice," she adds. "Let’s get it down."
"Stop smiling!" Shannon demands of her daughter.
This is so over-the-top, honestly.
Adeline is smiling because she is anxious.
She's preparing a modeling walk in front of her older sister's cool friends and also millions of viewers.
Meanwhile, her mom is sending strong verbal signals that she doesn't think that she's doing well.
Under that kind of pressure, you either get busy nervously smiling or get busy crying.
Adeline is doing just fine, but that doesn't stop Shannon from popping up to illustrate exactly how Adeline's hips should "pop."
Whether Shannon is just going overboard or is hoping to be the next Mean Girls mom meme after Kris Jenner, we can';t say for sure.
But Adeline isn't the only one at her wit's end with her mom's commentary.
"I think that Adeline is killing it," Sophie assesses while speaking to the confessional camera.
"And," she continues. "I think my mom ... literally, if she does not shut her mouth, I will shut it for her."
Oh, Sophie is fitting right in on Real Housewives. And she's such a good older sister!
"Sweetie, you're moving too fast," Shannon semi-gently admonishes Adeline.
"That's because you're screaming at me," Adeline protests.
"I'm sorry," Shannon says unconvicingly. "I'm your momager."
Adeline is sort of playful (again, visibly anxious) about her mom trying to be her director.
Sophie's jaw is set with so much visible annoyance that you'd think that Shannon would be able to physically feal it.
We of course have to acknowledge the role of the camera in all of this.
Shannon is trying to make herself seem like a helpful mother playing a vital role in her daughter's success.
Adeline is trying to seem like a cool teen - which to be fair, she definitely is.
The result is that Adeline looks more nervous than she is.
And then Shannon's wildly unhelpful micromanagements make her anxiety spiral, which only adds to her and Shannon's discomfort.
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