As previously reported, Val Kilmer is alive.
But is he alive and well?
We previously asked this question because Kilmer's gaunt appearance has sparked talk of a cancer diagnosis.
But we're asking it now because many Internet users are concerned about Kilmer's well-being in light of his recent Twitter barrage.
As you're about to find out, the actor simply can't stop writing about Cate Blanchett. And it's freaking everyone out!
Where Art Thou, Cate?
Kilmer wrote this Tweet on the evening of March 24. It was the first in a long line of messages about the actress opposite whom Kilmer acted in 2006's The Missing.
He Deleted This Follow-Up
But it will live forever online!
The Next Day...
Kilmer still had thoughts to share on Blanchett.
You Should See Her Pick Up a Shovel
No, really, you should! I got the chance to once!
You May Want to Cool It, Dude
So said a few followers on Twitter. But Kilmer didn't seem to agree or understand why.
And Another Thing!
Kilmer is just a man in love... with a married woman who once sent her husband to meet him in her place.
We're Just Friends!
One-sided friends, but still!
That's all this is about, people.
She Has My Back!
I swear! Go ahead and ask her! (Oh, she's not on Twitter? That's too bad.)
He Re-Tweeted This
And that's when we got REALLY scared.
Call Me, Cate!
Or Jessica. I'll take either of you, really.
Just... someone call, me okay?!?
... I'm gonna go make some greeting cards.