Here we go, folks!
On the season 14 premiere of The Bachelorette, Becca Kufrin went from the one who had her heart broken by Arie Luyendyk Jr. to the one with the power to break hearts.
Approximately 27 hearts, that is, as 28 men introduced themselves to Becca on the season opener, nervous in the knowledge that only one would receive her final rose.
Ready to see how Becca's journey as The Bachelorette started?
Find out below!
First, We Already Know How It Ends
Becca has confirmed that she's engaged to the winner of Season 14 and that the proposal was the "happiest moment of her life."
So... Where's the Drama?
Who are the Season 14 Contenders?
We ran down the list HERE
. Go check them out for yourself.
Who Made the Best Season Premiere Impression?
Garrett, a 29-year old sales rep who earned Becca's First Impression Rose... and a kiss! "I just want to first say, you have been so wonderful the whole time," she told him. "Since you stepped out of the van, you just made me laugh and made me feel so comfortable. And I had such a good night with you, and it makes me so hopeful for the rest of this."
Who Else Made... an Impression?
Jordan, a male model, didn't talk much upon meeting Becca. He just tapped his shoe, saying said tapping to remind Becca of "the heartbeat of a gentleman."
David (job title: venture capitalist/chicken) showed up in a chicken suit. Sure, we guess, why not?
Remember the Guy Who Humiliated You?!?
Then there was Mike, who carried with him a life-size cardboard cutout of Becca’s ex-fiance, Arie Luyendyk Jr. Bold (and weird/dumb) move, dude.
Let's Not Forget About Trent
He jumped out of the back of a hearse. Because you definitely want a potential wife to associate you from the start with death.
Don't I Know You?
Jake actually knew Becca from Minnesota, but it didn't sound like they really got along. He told her he "had a very transformative year," and she should give him a chance because he only remembered meeting her once, despite Kufrin saying they had hung out multiple times. Becca wasn't really buying his story of change, though.
Don't WE Know You?!?
Colton Underwood showed up as a suitor! The Internet knows him as Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman's ex-boyfriend. He walked multiple red carpets with her and everything!
The Wrong Reasons!
Oh, and Chase barely stepped into the mansion before we learned that his ex-girlfriend had contacted Chris Harrison to say Chase was on the show for all the dreaded "wrong" reasons and should receive the boot.
Look Who Else Showed Up
Former Bachelorettes Rachel, JoJo and Kaitlyn, with Rachel winning the entire night when she told Becca: "We’re gonna sage your pussy." She really said that.
Did She Listen to This Woman?
Yes. Sort of. Becca sent home Chase, Kamil, Joe, Christian, Darius and Grant home, leaving 21 men to contend for her final rose.
Who Will Win?
21 men remain. Go ahead and take your best guess, Bachelorette fans. OR...
... Just Find Out Right Now!