Andy Cohen recently confirmed the amazing news that at some point there will be a Real Housewives: All Stars coming to Bravo.
While he's not sure how it will come about, he does know that All Stars will happen when ratings on each franchise starts to tank considerably.
His words. "It's something that we don't waste now. We want to save it for later," Cohen candidly told Entertainment Tonight.
Naturally, we put together a dream cast, one with so many combinations of conflicting personalities that it's guaranteed ratings gold.
You know, at some point. Behold, THG's dream Real Housewives: All Stars.
She gives zero f**ks and loves her cocktails.
LuAnn De Lesseps
When she's hungover, Lu is a card. Plus, she has a delightful way of insulting you with her passive-aggresive nature.
She's infuriatingly ignorant and was RHOC's unofficial punching bag, but I wonder if being part of a more diverse cast (and by diverse, I mean affluent females from different parts of the country) will make Bellino more likeable. Probably not, but let's give it a try!
I have missed the sh** out of Zarin since she was "not asked back" to The Real Housewives of New York. Bethenny's behavior lately is really chapping my ass, so I need a little Zarin to balance it out.
The show will need a voice of reason. Plus, I want to see how she gets along with Jill Zarin.
Singer is very, very good at making digs, and I have a feeling those outside her RHONY crew will not let her get away with it.
Morgan is the comic relief we all need, especially if we're going to listen to Tamra bitch about the others.
Locken might be a newbie, with just one season of 'The Real Housewives of Dallas,' but bitch is a bit crazy.
If there's one woman who doesn't like to be told what to do, it's Leakes. BOOP!
Her Beverly Hills co-stars have called her manipulative at one point, so I'd be curious to see if other franchise stars would say the same thing.
She likes her Grey Goose, she's kind of a hoot and she a lady scorned. I kinda want to see how she and fellow scorned lady Ramona Singer would get along.
She may make an enemy of each and every woman on the show, but Staub makes for good television.
Maybe she'll hand out giftbags full of Gretchen Christine Beaute products! Maybe she'll sing!
If Bensimon is selected, I truly hope someone calls her out for running in the middle of New York City traffic.