Dirty Dancing 2017: Destroyed by Twitter!

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On Wednesday night, ABC aired an updated version of the classic movie Dirty Dancing.

No one really knows why.

It starred Abigail Breslin in the role made famous on the big screen by Jennifer Grey and Colt Prattes in the role previously played by Patrick Swayze... and it was met with universal disdain by every single person who tuned in for it.

More or less, that is.

Scroll down for a summary of Twitter reaction to the Dirty Dancing remake and then let's never talk about it again. Let's go ahead and put this awful film in the corner, if you will...

1. Listen to Jack Donaghy

Listen to Jack Donaghy
Can we please shut this thing down?

2. And Also to Jonah Hill

And Also to Jonah Hill
No, ABC. Just... no.

3. You Had One Job!

You Had One Job!
And we're not talking about the carrying of a watermelon.

4. Seriously

Seriously
Like, SERIOUSLY.

5. Well, Someone Did

Well, Someone Did
But they really should not have.

6. No Offense to Chris Farley

No Offense to Chris Farley
But this sums it up.

7. It's Called "Hate Watching"

It's Called "Hate Watching"
And Twitter has turned it into an art form.

8. We Need to Talk, ABC

We Need to Talk, ABC
And you need to maybe fire some people.

9. How Did It End?

How Did It End?
I don't know. Because I gave up on it after 20 minutes.

10. At Least I Don't Need to Take It Home Afterward and Tell It How Much I Loved It

At Least I Don't Need to Take It Home Afterward and Tell It How Much I Loved It
That's a silver lining.

11. If There's a Heaven...

If There's a Heaven...
... we really hope Patrick Swayze was watching something else.

12. Couldn't They Have Cast Al Roker?

Couldn't They Have Cast Al Roker?
Not THAT would have made it worthwhile.

13. Stop Making Jokes

Stop Making Jokes
This isn't funny, people.

14. Blinded by Hate

Blinded by Hate
We may never see properly ever again.

15. We Rarely Agree with Abby Lee Miller

We Rarely Agree with Abby Lee Miller
But... THIS.

16. Isn't There a Will and Grace Reboot You Should Go Star On?

Isn't There a Will and Grace Reboot You Should Go Star On?
Go, just please go. Right now.

17. Hey Now!

Hey Now!
Why must you slam Sharknado like this?

18. His Acting and His Dancing Aren't Great

His Acting and His Dancing Aren't Great
But at least there's some eye candy.

19. Middle School Plays are Getting It Hard Here

Middle School Plays are Getting It Hard Here
Take it easy, Twitter.

20. The Judges Have Spoken

The Judges Have Spoken
And probably wish they had the option of giving our zeroes right about now.

21. Don't Give Them Any Ideas

Don't Give Them Any Ideas
Oh, God, you just know this will be next now.

22. Here's a Better Idea

Here's a Better Idea
Now this, THIS we would watch.

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