On Wednesday night, ABC aired an updated version of the classic movie Dirty Dancing.
No one really knows why.
It starred Abigail Breslin in the role made famous on the big screen by Jennifer Grey and Colt Prattes in the role previously played by Patrick Swayze... and it was met with universal disdain by every single person who tuned in for it.
More or less, that is.
Scroll down for a summary of Twitter reaction to the Dirty Dancing remake and then let's never talk about it again. Let's go ahead and put this awful film in the corner, if you will...
Listen to Jack Donaghy
Can we please shut this thing down?
And Also to Jonah Hill
No, ABC. Just... no.
You Had One Job!
And we're not talking about the carrying of a watermelon.
Well, Someone Did
But they really should not have.
No Offense to Chris Farley
But this sums it up.
It's Called "Hate Watching"
And Twitter has turned it into an art form.
We Need to Talk, ABC
And you need to maybe fire some people.
How Did It End?
I don't know. Because I gave up on it after 20 minutes.
At Least I Don't Need to Take It Home Afterward and Tell It How Much I Loved It
That's a silver lining.
If There's a Heaven...
... we really hope Patrick Swayze was watching something else.
Couldn't They Have Cast Al Roker?
Not THAT would have made it worthwhile.
Stop Making Jokes
This isn't funny, people.
Blinded by Hate
We may never see properly ever again.
We Rarely Agree with Abby Lee Miller
Isn't There a Will and Grace Reboot You Should Go Star On?
Go, just please go. Right now.
Why must you slam Sharknado like this?
His Acting and His Dancing Aren't Great
But at least there's some eye candy.
Middle School Plays are Getting It Hard Here
Take it easy, Twitter.
The Judges Have Spoken
And probably wish they had the option of giving our zeroes right about now.
Don't Give Them Any Ideas
Oh, God, you just know this will be next now.
Here's a Better Idea
Now this, THIS we would watch.