It's August, which means most American 21-year-olds are probably putting in shifts as sandwich artists by day and getting bombed on Natural Ices at night in these final weeks before they head back to the dorms.
But not Kylie Jenner.
No Kylie is overseeing a $800 million cosmetics empire and well on her way to becoming the world's youngest self-made billionaire.
Oh, and don't forget that Kylie is a new mom, having welcomed daughter Stormi in February of this year.
All very impressive stuff, but for the purposes of our conversation today, we'd like to focus on a much more superficial aspect of Kylie's awesomeness:
We're talking, of course, about the fact that she's crazy hot.
Yes, as a labor of love, we decided to celebrate Kylizzle's b-day by painstakingly sifting through her thousands of selfies in order to sort out her sexiest pics.
You're welcome, America:
Kylie as a Pin-Up
To look at her racy pics, you'd never guess that Kylie just had a baby a few months ago. Of course, being 21 and having the ability to afford an army of trainers and nutritionists probably helps.
Call of the Wild
Kylie likes her animal prints. And judging from the millions of likes she gets on pics like these, her followers like them, too.
Doing It All
In the same week, Kylie covered Forbes and GQ. She might not be a billionaire yet, but she can strike a sexy pose much better than Mark Zuckerberg.
Maybe someday, Kylie will go fully nude in the pages of Playboy like her big sister Kim. For now, however, she keeps her bits strategically obscured.
Kylie doesn't always have to bare a lot of skin. Sometimes, she likes to get hearts racing with a simple pose like this one.
Say what you will about Kylie, the woman knows what the internet likes. And that knowledge has helped her build an $800 billion business empire.