It is official:
As of January 20, 2017, Donald Trump is the President of the United States.
And while this (not so) simple fact has left many Americans way down in the doldrums, The Hollywood Gossip is here to try and make you feel better.
For the following reasons, the next four years might not be so terrible after all…
Star Wars: Episode VIII
But who’s countinr, right?
More Alec Baldwin on SNL!
It beats him screaming at reporters, doesn’t it?
The Kylie Jenner Sex Tape
You know it’s coming. And you know Kylie will deny playing any role in its release.
The Kimye Divorce
You also know it’s coming. And the fallout will be epic. This may be how Kim finally breaks the Internet for real.
The Americans is Returning!
Season 5 of the most underrated show on television premieres on March 7. (Wait… this drama is about Russian spies who have infiltrated America. Dammit.)
The Midterm Elections
We’ll have a chance to reorganize the government and balance out Congress in 2018. It’s not to soon to get involved.
Another Royal Wedding?
Between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? Maybe? Possibly? Probably? Hopefully!
The Next Brad Pitt Relationship
He’s going to date again, you simply have to assume so. But who will be the lucky woman? And will the public be able to handle it?
Twin Peaks is Coming Back!
We have absolutly no idea what to expect from this Showtime revival, making it similar to the Trump Presidency.
A Titanic Anniversary
Titanic turns 20 years old in 2017. No… wait! This is good news! It means we may get to see an interview with Leo and Kate about the movie.
Avatar 2
It really is coming, some time in 2018. (Also scheduled for release that year? Bad Boys III, Aquaman, The Incredibles 2 and Black Panther.)
Warriors vs. Cavs… Again and Again and Again
Every June until LeBron James or Steph Curry retires, we’re gonna get to watch the Cavs take on the Warriors in the NBA Finals. It’s gonna be great!
#Biden2020
Let the hashtags begin… the begging, the pleading, the petition-signing. Whatever it takes.