It never really shocks us when big wig executive types pay for sex. Really, they don’t have time for real relationships, and they’re normally such assholes that no decent girls will fuck them. Of course Time Warner CFO Wayne Pace and the newly outed Robert Voccola coughed up the cash for Andreia Schwartz, the call girl who scored a combined total of $250,000 for her services.

And sure, she took the money. But she wasn’t happy about it. She would have rather been sleeping with chicks, she tells the Daily News.

“I wouldn’t have kept having sex with [Pace] or any of these guys if they weren’t paying me,” Schwartz said in a statement unveiled yesterday during her arraignment in Manhattan Supreme Court.

“I don’t do guys for money anymore,” she told cops. “I only do girls.”

If only it weren’t for that damn glass ceiling, we know we could get more lesbians into high powered positions, lucrative enough to keep these serving citizens of New York afloat.

Ton o’shugah [Daily News]