Because Paula Abdul’s been curbing her craziness and Naomi Campbell out-psychoed everyone else, these bitchy little quotes may not seem so outrageous. But, they are. Laugh at these people, people. Because if you can’t laugh at dumbfucks on television, who can you laugh at?
10. “It’s harvest season, ya know?”????????Sean to Teddy, 8th & Ocean
9. “Harold and Steven can go make out somewhere, because I’m done with them.” ????????Dave, Top Chef
8. “Andrea doesn’t know how to play in the sandbox. I actually know how to play in the sandbox.” ????????Roxanne, The Apprentice
7. “Why you talking about two girls when they’re not here when there are like one million girls here?” ????????Vinci, 8th & Ocean
6. “Keep in mind that you have zero friends.” ????????Tarek to Dan, The Apprentice
5. “I told them they were all going to have a nice bowel movement and they were all like ‘Yeaaaahhhhhh.’” ????????Andrea, Top Chef
4. “Powerful toilet, huh?” ????????Charmaine
“Yeah, I know. I almost got sucked down with the ship.”????????Leslie, The Apprentice
3. “Zip it, bitch. You’re dead in my book.” ????????Janice Dickenson to Gina, ANTM
2. “You’re a hottie.” ????????Heide
“”I’m a hottie.” ????????Teddy
“Oh, you don’t like that word. You’re a gorgeousie.” ????????Heide
“I’m a gorgeousie.” ????????Teddy, 8th& Ocean
1. “I have a boyfriend.” ????????Nnenna
“Not anymore you don’t.” ????????Tyra, ANTM