Those America’s Next Top Model kids are flippin’ hilarious. When Intern Molly sat down with seven hours of TiVo this week, she had no idea what she had coming to her. The fact that The Apprentice contestants and Top Chef folks act dumber than the 8th&Ocean cast really really scares us, but we guess that just goes to show that this Reality TV thing really is kind of catchy.
Oh, yes, and of course we have more proof of Paula Abdul’s “craziness” (otherwise known to our readers as “drunkenness”). So grab a coke glass, fill it with rum, and get ready for girl showers, cat fights, and the odd smells coming from Brent. But don’t forget the sweetest bites … after the jump.
10. “Furonda looks like a squashed bug under a petri dish”????????Nigel Barker
“A pastry dish?”????????Miss J, ANTM
9. “What I love about this Taylor, is that someone should be shooting this and making an exercise video out of it.”????????Paula, AI
8. “My skin is just as good as your skin.”????????Sabrina
“We’re not the same. Okay. Get it straight.”????????Kelly, 8th & Ocean
7. “I don’t think Andrea’s an expert in graphics design. The only thing I think Andrea’s an expert in is being an asshole, and Andrea, you might be joining Tammy in a taxi cab, and I hope you both have a good time smelling each other’s crap because you both stink!”????????Brent, Apprentice
6. “If you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen, it is probably best to remove yourself.” (Sure that’s how that phrase goes.) ????????Steven , Top Chef
5. “I thought Tammy stank as a Project Manager, and it smells right over here, Mr. Trump.”????????Brent, Apprentice
4. “Obviously you are a tool and a douche bag”????????Candice
“You will not succeed and you will fail.”????????Steven, Top Chef
3. “Excuse me, Miss. Can I ask you something that’s going to be totally shady? Do you speak English?”????????Tarek to woman on the street, Apprentice
2. “I think partying is, like, a good way to bond.”????????Teddy, 8th & Ocean
1. “You’re waiting to take a shower?”????????Gina
“Yes.”????????Danielle
“Can I watch you?”????????Gina, ANTM