Middle East Peace Treaty Feels Like Deja Vu All Over Again 36866

“Israel, Palestinians to try for peace by end of ‘08,” announces CNN. “President Bush today announced the Israelis and Palestinians have agreed to immediately launch negotiations [and] form a committee to try to work out an agreement before the end of 2008.”

When reached for comment, a confused Cher Horowitz replied, “I thought they [already] declared peace in the Middle East?”