Comment Of The Day 36867

As we write this, we???re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect weather outside, currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we???ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called ???Comment of the Day,??? to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today???s ???Comment of the Day??? comes to us from dlisted, and pertains to Jake Gyllenhaal’s developing “relationship” with Reese Witherspoon, specifically the speculation that perhaps Gyllenhaal is less of a ladies’ man, and more of a “guy who sleeps with other guys.”

I don’t know if Jake is gay or not, but Jake is absolutely adorable. What woman wouldn’t want to hang out with him? When I lived in Brentwood, TN, my hairdresser (a gay guy) was one of my best friends. While my hair was processing we would curl up on a couch together at his salon, he would put his head on my shoulder and look at magazines with me.

When he saw a cute male model or actor, he would say, “I wouldn’t kick that guy out of my bed for eating crackers in it.” AHAHAHA! Gosh, I miss him. He really was one of my best “girlfriends!” (And he was drop-dead gorgeous and could sing like nobody’s business…he was lead singer in a hot local band.) –Whisper

Thanks for that, Whisper! You went a little off topic there, but we totally didn’t mind. Anyways, hope that whole musical thing takes off for your friend TH. A gay hairstylist?? Who’d have thought?!