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Looks like George Pataki’s kids throw pretty much the worst parties ever. Though Pataki’s reps deny that this party even took place, “JJAbare” is using her Webshots account to document the “MeSsy DrAmA NigHT” at the governor’s mansion.

Longgg story short, Teddy, his bro Owen, and there 10 Yale men friends invited us to the Gov’s mansion to party. His freakin’ father was in the hospital so he figured, hey, why not throw a party? Nice Teddy, real nice.
Yeah, that was pretty rude of Teddy Pataki (age 23) to invite her and her skanked out friends over for a party. Especially because things got pretty OMG crazy.

One picture posted on www.webshots.com shows Owen, 18, a student at Connecticut’s prestigious Hotchkiss School, splashing around in a hot tub filled with bikini-clad beauties and shirtless young dudes. The 6-foot-3, 185-pound senior tight end looks like he’s about to get dunked ??? but doesn’t seem to mind.
Another shot shows Teddy Pataki, 23, a newly minted Marine and Yale grad, clubbing with a grinning, red-faced blond, identified only as Miranda. (Hmmm. His profile on TheFacebook.com has him dating Emily Lederer.)

First Natalie Portman’s night of hysteria, and now this? Ok, it’s just getting embarrassing. Event with the Bush girls were cooler than these guys — they got wasted in public, ditched the Secret Service and lost their wallets.

Even Emma Watson, who is 15, has better parties than these guys. Come on, at least she has beer in her hands.