• Longtime Rolling Stone staffer and famed music critic Joel Levy gets promoted to executive editor at the mag. Hopefully he won’t get drunk on power and hit on the interns. [Media Week]
• David Beckham is a complete and total moron. Which doesn’t matter because he’s really hot, and uses his head to hit soccer balls, but still. He’s a dumb-ass. [A Socialite’s Life]
• Little Maddox asks his Braddy daddy who the hell Jennifer Aniston is, to which Brad Pitt responds, “oh, nobody. Just a friend I used to pretend to be in love with.??????? [Star]
• Victoria Gotti would accept John Gotti‘s secret family — as long as they’re good looking. [NYDN]
• Don Knotts, better known as Mr. Furley on Three’s Company, dies at 81. [People]
• Paring porn with wine? If people had just thought of this earlier, they could have saved so much money on Pacha’s entrance fees. [NYT]
• Maybe Elizabeth Jagger will manage to cough up a better performance than her father’s Super Bowl fiasco. [Page Six]