• While NYC water may have fluoride to keep Manhattanites teeth pearly white, it may also contain car wash run-off. In related news, Amy Winehouse is suddenly blaming her myriad of teeth problems on her recent visit to the Big Apple.
• Metro North to build new station at Yankee Stadium in hopes that Westchester “Soccer Dads” will leave their mini-vans at home.
• The ACLU nearly creamed their pants when a man was ordered to take down a protest flag. Fortunately, the park service then remembered hippies have the right to protest in open fields, and turned their attention back to that that damned picnic-basket stealing bear.
• Chinatown bus crashes into an embankment and flips over. And you thought the worst case scenario involved sitting next to a “smelly guy” and his tuna fish sandwich.
• A new lawsuit claims FDNY’s recruitment exam discriminates against blacks, Hispanics while somehow tailoring itself toward the “drunk, middle aged Irishmen” demographic.
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