How Clarence Thomas Copes With Being Dubbed The Most ‘Losery’ Judge On The United States Supreme Court
• Is crazypants pop star Britney Spears more likable than Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas? Possibly! says this disturbing article in the New Republic.
• Will Smith proves that Phili natives with negligible rapping skills can make their way onto the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
• Jennifer Lopez reminds us all that while money can’t buy love, it can buy you the experience of watching your newborn baby poop all over an elegant cashmere onesie.
• Crisis! The days of free porn might be numbered! Related: You utter a disingenuous sigh of disgust and then totally click this link as soon as your boss isn’t looking.
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