Cable Quotables 36942

On this uncharacteristically warm Autumn day, the last thing you really want to be doing is sitting in your 5×9 cubicle and dreaming about the great outdoors. So distract yourself by reading about people even more claustrophobic than you! According to Intern Wendy, the theme for today’s Cable Quotables is restating the obvious. Or as Wendy puts it, “My fave comment is Nancy Grace’s one about her babies ‘clawing to get out.’ I wonder if her birthing will be like those Alien movies??? Now, that’d be a Pay-Per-View event in the making!” It certainly would! In the meantime, however, there’s this.

• ???Well, the cameramen go out ??? they go out and they find women who would like to go wild.??? Joe Francis, explaining the hidden intricacies of that whole Girls Gone Wild thing, On the Record, October 17

• ???Well, I’m worried about the super bug, and there’s no better place to get it than off the bathroom floor.??? Nancy Grace, oversharing about her bathroom hygiene (or lack thereof), Nancy Grace, October 17

• ???I would love to have a parenting coach. I don’t know how to fold a diaper. Or have you ever heard of swaddling? I just found out about it. I don’t know anything about it. I’d like somebody to tell me about it.??? Nancy Grace, disclosing one of the many things she and Britney Spears have in common, Nancy Grace, October 17

• ???You know, they’re already hyperactive. They’re trying to claw their way out already.??? Nancy Grace, convincing us their her unborn babies stand a chance of being normal, Nancy Grace, October 17

• ???Willie, hasn???t it been a relief that you???ve never once come to MSNBC and said, I???m not good enough to be here???? Joe Scarborough, making Willie Geist feel better about being inadequate, Morning Joe, October 19