On this unexpectedly nice/warm autumn day, those in the know have flocked over to Madison Square Park for the surprisingly still-open Shake Shack. Being creatures of habit, however, we’re stuck eating crappy salad from the deli next door. But onto bigger and better things! For instance, today’s theme. According to Intern Wendy, it’s “Things that scare the crap out of you.” Which is sort of like every week! Today’s examples, says Wendy, include “Britney Spears’ kids being destined for reform school; Heather Mills not taking her meds; and Larry King trying to figure out the weirdness that is Criss Angel.” Also scary: Clowns.
• “At that point the kids are going to have licenses and being involved in hit and runs.” Bernie Grimm, predicting the future of Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, On the Record, October 30
• “I think that???s because you???re a little wacko.” Larry King, finally understanding how unnerving magician Criss Angel earned the nickname ???Mindfreak,??? Larry King Live, October 30
• “Shepard Smith without makeup, ladies and gentlemen.” Bill O???Reilly, doing a separated at birth thing with Frankenstein???s monster (and challenging us to take an HD screenshot of his own nooks and crannies) The O???Reilly Factor, October 30
• “This Halloween day, allow me to be the one not to scare you.??? Neil Cavuto, taking one day off from terrifying his viewers, Your World, October 31
• ???That???s a worse performance than on ???Dancing With the Stars.?????? Willie Geist, critiquing Heather Mills??? pre-choreographed meltdown, Morning Joe, November 1
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