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Blawgstars: Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Need To Worry About Osteoporosis, ‘Small Breast Syndrome’

April 30th, 2007

• If milk does a body good, Jessica Simpson must be guzzling heifer juice by the gallon!

• Britney Spears continues to ransack her closet for cheap, bedraggled hooker ensembles.

• And while Brit’s remembered to wear her undies (for once!) sadly, she’s forgotten to take of the ridiculous cowboy hat that may or may not be glued to her wig.

• Plus, could Jennifer Aniston really be a cyborg? Sources close to Aniston say “That’s the dumbest thing ever. Seriously. Ever.”

• Meanwhile, if you want Angelina Jolie to star in your movie, better be prepared to offer a ridiculous salary, plus free helicopter lessons and a jumbo mansion for Brad.

• Posh, David Beckham are no longer homeless.

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No. 1
KIKI.B says:

I THINK JESSICA SIMPSON IS A BEATIFULL YOUNG LADY AND SHE CAN DO WAT EVER SHE PLEASES WITH HER BODY AND NO ONE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT HER PERSONAL LIFE JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A CEEBRITY SERIOUSLY LEAVE HER ALONE AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS SHE LOOKS GOOD IN ANYTHING..THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HER IS BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE WHAT SHE GOT..HATERSSSSS!

Posted: Apr 30, 2007 at 9:26 pm


No. 2
KIKI.B says:

I THINK JESSICA SIMPSON IS A BEATIFULL YOUNG LADY AND SHE CAN DO WAT EVER SHE PLEASES WITH HER BODY AND NO ONE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT HER PERSONAL LIFE JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A CEEBRITY SERIOUSLY LEAVE HER ALONE AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS SHE LOOKS GOOD IN ANYTHING..THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HER IS BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE WHAT SHE GOT..HATERSSSSS!

Posted: Apr 30, 2007 at 9:26 pm

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