We read Atoosa’s latest Forbes installment this morning, in which she shares with us her “media” diet, which include daily doses of Perez Hilton, Page Six and, of course, MySpace. And though we confess to sharing some (but not all!) of the same vices, we were somewhat disappointed to learn that she’s getting that sugar high (or, in the case of Perez, paint thinner) somewhere else.
Because, while we could never hope to achieve the greatness of an Us Weekly or (dare we say it?) a News of the World, we still like to consider ourselves somewhat of a guilty pleasure. Kind of like fat-free popcorn, only enjoyable.
But until Atoosa is devouring our every word, eating up our every mixed metaphor, garbled misspelling or factual inaccuracy, we really haven’t made it. Because no matter how many media bigshots, embittered editorial assistants or retired scribes tell us how much we “suck” on a near daily basis, it would mean so much more, somehow, coming from the ‘Toos.
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