[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ] Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it. Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here. Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.
You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!
Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]