Chinese Man Arrested for Attempted Vaginal Exorcism with His Penis
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDid you hear the one about the man who got a fork stuck in his penis? Oh… you did? Okay. …
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Man Washes Car Naked, Engages in Standoff with Police
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFirst, there was the case of the topless motorcycle rider. Now, it’s the naked car washer. The Rancho Cordova Police …
Linda Ronstadt Diagnosed With Parkinson’s Disease, Unable to Sing
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLinda Ronstadt has Parkinson’s disease, a condition that has left her unable to perform. The 67-year-old singer, who will publish …
Nidal Hasan Convicted of Murder in Fort Hood Shootings, May Face Death Penalty
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMaj. Nidal Hasan, the Army psychiatrist who four years ago turned his gun on fellow soldiers at Fort Hood, Texas, …
Julio Yanez Arrested For Breaking, Entering, Giving Women Unwanted Back Rubs
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJulio Yanez takes the old adage “rubbing people the wrong way” to a new level. The Boone, N.C., resident was …
Demetruis Glenn, 16, Arrested For Beating Elderly WWII Veteran to Death
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDemetruis Glenn, a 16-year-old from Washington State, is giving the suspects arrested for the murder of Chris Lane a run …
Bank of America Intern Works 72 Hours Straight, DIES
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMoritz Erhardt, a 21-year-old intern for Bank of America has died after working 72 hours straight at the corporation’s London …
Caught on Camera: Woman Rides Motorcycle Topless, Crashes on Freeway
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHas this ever happened to you? You’re riding down the freeway… you see a woman riding a motorcycle without a …
Third Gender Option: Now Offered By German Birth Certificates
Reading Time: 2 minutesGermany will allow babies born with no clear gender-determining anatomy to be put on the national birth register without a …
Bride Dances Down Aisle to “Crazy Bitch,” Lashes Out at Haters
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTheresa Semonski is one Crazy Bitch – and proud of it! The 43-year old grandmother got married this month and …